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Offline beecanbee

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the other woman
« on: October 13, 2009, 01:07:56 AM »
"Sally," asked Linda one day, "what would you do if you caught another woman fooling around with your husband?"

"With George?" Sally thought it over.

"Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her guide dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from."
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Re: the other woman
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 11:00:55 AM »

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Re: the other woman
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2009, 08:59:18 PM »
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