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Author Topic: premarital compatibility check  (Read 877 times)
House Bee
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Location: Kamogawa, Chiba Japan

« on: October 05, 2009, 03:10:11 AM »

A mature couple were thinking of getting married and were confirming their compatibility.

He:  Do you ever back seat drive?  She: Only when the driver is being reckless.  He:  OK, I'll slow down and drive safely.

She: Do you help with housework?  He: Only when the newspaper has been read and the sports channel has turned to professional bowling.  She:  OK, so that will be every Saturday morning.

He:  Do you go out with the Girls?  She: Only if you will be going out with the guys.  He:  OK, so that will be alternate Friday evenings.

Now getting more personal… 

She: Do you bathe frequently?  He: Only if I need it.  She: OK, but please assume that you need it daily.

He: How about the frequency of sex?  She: Infrequently.  He: OK, but just to make sure....

Was that one word or two?


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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2009, 08:42:01 AM »

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