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Irwin
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« on: October 03, 2009, 12:48:59 PM »



A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet", said the boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Heís a little ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I donít get any eggs and bacon, and why donít I have any milk in my cereal?", he asks.

"Well", his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you donít get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you donít get any bacon for a week. i saw you kick the cow, so for a week you arenít getting any milk".

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "You gonna tell him or should I".

 

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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2009, 06:23:03 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2009, 06:57:19 PM »

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