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Offline beecanbee

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Blond Ice Fisherperson
« on: October 02, 2009, 09:49:51 AM »
A blond wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and, finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the blond moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut yet another hole.

Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blond, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
Paul

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Re: Blond Ice Fisherperson
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2009, 07:42:47 PM »
lol

 

anything