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« on: September 29, 2009, 09:30:54 PM »

An Irish priest was transferred to the Ballina parish. 

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.  It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish.   He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.  He then noticed there was a Donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.  The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O'Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There's a Donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn "

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O'Malley replied:  "Ah, 'to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 09:50:12 PM »

lmao  lau lau banana devil
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 11:25:40 PM »

Every time someone makes a crack about my last name, "Bray, isn't that what a donkey says?" I always answer, "Yes, any Jacka$$ knows that!"
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 11:30:57 PM »

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