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Offline iddee

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He's got the right idea.
« on: October 15, 2009, 07:54:29 PM »
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
And then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter

"Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says ..
 

"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: He's got the right idea.
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 09:18:59 PM »
that is true

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Re: He's got the right idea.
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 07:57:41 AM »
 :-X
Paul

“I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

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Re: He's got the right idea.
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 01:33:00 PM »
I think I'll keep quiet on this one.... X:X

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Re: He's got the right idea.
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 09:07:18 PM »
why lenape13?

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Re: He's got the right idea.
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2009, 09:05:03 PM »
I might want to start ranting about Congress.  You can just imagine how we Indians love the US Government..... :roll:


 

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