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Offline iddee

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Don't mess with us older folk.
« on: September 29, 2009, 08:25:21 PM »
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.         
 DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
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Re: Don't mess with us older folk.
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 09:27:36 PM »
LOL sounds about right :evil:
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Re: Don't mess with us older folk.
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 09:28:33 PM »
That was great! :-D
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Re: Don't mess with us older folk.
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 11:16:13 PM »
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Re: Don't mess with us older folk.
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2009, 12:29:38 AM »
My mother seldom bought napkins once fast food restuarants became comman place, or salt and pepper, and always had lots of plastic silverware for picnics.
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