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Author Topic: Don't mess with us older folk.  (Read 824 times)
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« on: September 29, 2009, 07:25:21 PM »

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.         
 DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 08:27:36 PM »

LOL sounds about right evil
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 08:28:33 PM »

That was great! grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 10:16:13 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 11:29:38 PM »

My mother seldom bought napkins once fast food restuarants became comman place, or salt and pepper, and always had lots of plastic silverware for picnics.
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