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Offline beecanbee

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One better
« on: September 14, 2009, 08:30:09 PM »
Four elderly Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father''.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.

The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence''.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a beautiful daughter. She is slim, tall, has long hair, and measures 36-24-36.  And when she walks into a room, people say, .......”OH GOD”
Paul

“I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

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Offline RayMarler

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Re: One better
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 02:08:15 AM »
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Re: One better
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 09:49:39 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 04:54:07 PM »
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Re: One better
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 10:37:58 PM »
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