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« on: September 14, 2009, 07:30:09 PM »

Four elderly Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father''.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.

The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence''.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a beautiful daughter. She is slim, tall, has long hair, and measures 36-24-36.  And when she walks into a room, people say, .......”OH GOD”
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 01:08:15 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 08:49:39 AM »

 banana devil lau lau
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2009, 03:54:07 PM »

 cheer lau


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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 09:37:58 PM »

 applause lau
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