A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of her students. The first test was "taste". She gave them five different flavoured Lifesavers and asked them to identify the taste of each. The children began to identify the flavours by their color:
Finally, the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. But none of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass holes!"