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Offline Irwin

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Lawyers VS a Blonde
« on: September 13, 2009, 05:56:03 PM »
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what  would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... so she took the crabs home and ate them for dinner.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

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Re: Lawyers VS a Blonde
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 08:32:42 PM »

Offline blckoakbees

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Re: Lawyers VS a Blonde
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2009, 08:30:00 AM »
I like the joke and I am a lawyer and a blond.