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House Bee
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Gender: Male
Posts: 294

Location: Kamogawa, Chiba Japan

« on: September 09, 2009, 08:19:06 PM »

Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.  She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds.  Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

I take my wife everywhere...  but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.  'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.  So I suggested the kitchen.

We always hold hands.  If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.  She said 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!'.  So I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburettor.  I asked where the car was; she told me 'In the lake.'

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.  Then the mud fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling 'Am I too late for the garbage?'..  The driver said 'No, jump in!'

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

I married Miss Right.  I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.  I don't like to interrupt her.

The last fight was my fault though! My wife asked 'What's on the TV?' I said 'Dust!'


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Galactic Bee
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Gender: Female
Posts: 5317

Location: Placerville, California

« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 11:44:08 PM »

Very cute grin grin
Super Bee
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Posts: 1698

Location: Warren,Arkansas

« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 09:27:10 PM »

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