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Offline beecanbee

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Water from the creek
« on: September 09, 2009, 09:14:05 PM »
A man's cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.  The Scottish Gamekeeper shouts “Dinnae drink thon water min, its foo o' coo's shite n pish”.

Man replies “My good fellow, I'm English ...could you repeat that in English”.

Gamekeeper replies “I said use both hands - you get more that way”.

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Re: Water from the creek
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 10:28:59 PM »