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Location: Kamogawa, Chiba Japan

« on: September 09, 2009, 08:11:47 PM »

Monday:  It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours loaned me the extra bowls.
Tuesday:  Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home to dinner and they found me naked!
Wednesday:  A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice so I took a bath. Can't say it helped the rice.
Thursday:  Tried a new salad recipe. It said "prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." Tom asked why I was rolling around the garden.
Friday:  Found easy recipe for cookies that said "put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Something went wrong. When I got home, everything was just as I left it.
Saturday:  Tom went shopping today, brought home a chicken, and asked me to dress it for Sunday. I didn't have any clothes that fit it. For some reason, Tom keeps counting to ten.
Sunday:  Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly, I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. How disappointing. When it came out, it was still hamburger!
Goodnight, dear diary. Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a bigger oven so I can fix Tom a chocolate moose!


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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 09:23:41 PM »

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