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« on: September 07, 2009, 07:55:19 PM »

A young boy, about 12, answered a knock at the door.

"Is yer paw home?" a farmer asked.

"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."

"Well," said the farmer, "is yer maw here?"

"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with pa."

"How about your brother, Howard. Is he here?"

"He went with ma and pa."

The farmer stood there for a minute, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer pa."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer paw. It's about your brother, Howard, getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

The boy considered this for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that", he finally conceded.

"If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard."
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 10:54:09 PM »

 grin

can i borrow that one?
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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 11:05:18 PM »

Howard, or the joke?Huh   evil
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 11:16:10 PM »

the joke.  i already have one of the other, and one at a time is enough.

you are just full of it today, aren't you?   Wink
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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 11:23:09 PM »

I think I better go to bed before Kathy starts shooting. Good night, all.
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 09:19:21 AM »

 cheer
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