a Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we
don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks
no-alcohol beer, throws it into the air, pulls
out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that
we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the
air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Arizona we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Arizona!!!