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Offline Irwin

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Arizona girl
« on: September 05, 2009, 10:25:50 AM »
a Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the

same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his

glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the

glass to pieces.

He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we

don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks

no-alcohol beer, throws it into the air, pulls

out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,

'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that

we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her

beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the

air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

she says, 'In Arizona we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to

drink with the same ones twice.'

 

God Bless Arizona!!!

 
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Offline White chocolata

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Re: Arizona girl
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2009, 02:22:58 PM »
 :lol:
So tell me when you look in my eyes
Can you share all the pain and happy times
'Cause I will love you for the rest of my life
(Nu caut vreo iubire intr`un bob de amintire
Cand viata imi dicteaza pura fericire)

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Re: Arizona girl
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 09:37:03 AM »
 :cheer:
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Theodore Roosevelt 1907

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Re: Arizona girl
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 01:20:51 PM »
 :piano:

 

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