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Author Topic: Unusual Golf Game  (Read 1223 times)
Jay
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« on: April 07, 2005, 12:53:15 AM »

Jesus, Moses, and this little old man are all playing golf together.

Moses tees up first and he hits a long shot, unfortunately, he slices and the ball is headed straight for this water hazard. The ball hits the water and sinks to the bottom like a stone. Moses goes down, pulls out his chipper and sizes the situation up. After careful examination, Moses holds up his chipper in the air and the water parts. So Moses goes down, chips his ball up onto the green and right into the cup with no problem.

Next Jesus tees up. He hits a long shot too, but He slices as well. The ball is headed straight for the same water hazard, but when Jesus' ball hits the surface, it just skips a couple of times and then floats there. So Jesus goes down, pulls His chipper out of His bag, walks out accross the water and chips the ball up onto the green and into the cup with no problem.

Now the old man is up and is very wary of this game. He hits a long shot too, but slices as well and the ball is headed straight for the same water hazard. But just before his ball hits the water, a fish jumps up, grabs the ball and swims away. But before the fish could get very far, a pellican who was flying overhead, sees the fish jump, and dives down and picks the fish up and flys off. But just as the pellican gets over the green, he has massive heart failure, and dies. The bird falls down, hits the green, the fish bounces out of his bill and the fish hits the green, and the ball rolls out of the fishes mouth and right into the cup for a hole in one!

Now Jesus turns to the old man and says " Dad, will you quit messing around, we've got money on this game!"
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2005, 07:47:22 AM »

Thats a good one, lol  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy
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