The guys and I have been tossing around a few quotes and varying endings just for a chuckle. I was wondering how many of you could come up with a different end to a well know quote or two
A BIRD IN THE HAND - makes a mighty fine dinner if its big enough.
WHEN IT RAINS - most outdoor things get wet!
TOO MANY COOKS - usually make too much food.
IF I HAD A HAMMER - my neighbors would call the cops after 10pm.
BIG THINGS COME - in really big boxes.
"We're going to the Moon, not because it's easy, but because" - we've already been to Disneyland.
AN APPLE A DAY - is one less apple on the tree.
KEEP THE HOME FIRES BURNING - unless you live in Southern California Hills.
HE WHO CASTS THE FIRST STONE - better hit what he's throwing at!
"Give me Liberty" - or a nice corned beef on rye with mustard and swiss.
BETTER TO MEASURE TWICE - than to leave your ruler at home.
These were some of mine and coworkers - wonder what you can come up with.