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Author Topic: This may get me in trouble  (Read 849 times)
Irwin
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« on: August 25, 2009, 10:00:55 AM »



>>        Now you know!!!
>>
>>   The year is 1947
>> Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
>> ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with
>> five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
>> Roswell, New Mexico.  This is a well known incident that many say has
>> long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies
>> and organizations.
>> However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
>> nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
>> Albert A. Gore, Jr.
>> Hillary Rodham
>> John F. Kerry
>> William J. Clinton
>> Howard Dean
>> Nancy Pelosi
>> Dianne Feinstein
>> Charles E. Schumer
>> Barbara Boxer
>> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
>> I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things
>> for you.
>> No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 11:49:40 AM »

 lau
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 11:51:56 AM »

irwin, i got that in an email, but it was worth reading again!....and again....   grin
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?

– Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 11:58:52 AM »

 banana devil banana devil This explain a lot    piano


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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 07:13:48 PM »

 lau Irwin, you never fail to make me smile, always something!  Thanks, I needed that! rainbow sunflower
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 08:00:34 PM »

Made me laugh - but also research...  Your favorite President was actually born a bit earlier: August 19, 1946.  Sorry to spoil the party.  Still a very good joke.
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