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BruinnieBear
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« on: August 20, 2009, 11:53:48 AM »

A man owned a small farm in Wisconsin. The Wisconsin Work Force
Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent
an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded
the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me
for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board."

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week
plus free room and board," he continued.

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and
does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per
week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon
every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 05:29:13 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 10:25:40 PM »

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Loved it!!!
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 10:29:50 PM »

Good one! grin
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