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Offline Geoff

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Just wondering !!
« on: August 15, 2009, 08:08:22 PM »
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2009, 09:29:56 PM »
Geoff, You have to much time on your hands. :)

36.5 years and still counting.

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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2009, 11:49:15 PM »
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.

Why?
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2009, 11:54:25 PM »
Funny, it took me a few seconds to get it :-D :-D

Still in lock up here  for 29 years now!!

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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2009, 05:26:19 PM »

Still in lock up here  for 29 years now!!

In the lockup..whaddya mean?  Annette, you're the warden!!! :jail: :-D :fishhit:

15 years and 5 kids later, and the inmates are running the asylum over here.
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2009, 08:10:35 PM »
         I see all the amateurs came in on this thread. After 53 years if nothing else we have both got our sense of humor. It helps a lot.
         Admittedly they are two different senses, mine very much Aussie male and Margaret who has a Germanic heritage is generally directed at me when the common minor disasters hit , like falling off a ladder or getting tangled up in her rose bushes.
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2009, 10:41:00 PM »

Still in lock up here  for 29 years now!!

In the lockup..whaddya mean?  Annette, you're the warden!!! :jail: :-D :fishhit:

15 years and 5 kids later, and the inmates are running the asylum over here.

I think my husband would agree with you that I am the warden. But I always think that he is the warden.

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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2015, 12:22:55 AM »


        A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a litre of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 Kg. can of coffee, and a 1 Kg. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly"
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2015, 07:53:55 AM »
 :shocked:
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2015, 08:14:12 PM »
And what did the "late" drunk leave in his will?
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2015, 08:16:15 PM »
As for the "I do", I have one rule. I MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS......................................... in her favor.

47 years and counting.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2015, 08:54:00 PM »
   

   Wackydoo, after nearly 5 years the post has come alive, Anyway Wally what did the " late" drunk leave in his will ? ?
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2015, 10:14:30 PM »
That's what I was asking. I know he died instantly when he said that to her.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2015, 08:35:24 PM »

   Took awhile to sink in Wally as our reply is usually did she get charged for murder !
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2015, 10:42:42 PM »
No charges, it would be justifiable homicide.    :angry:   :cool:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2015, 04:22:30 AM »

There was this Wally who lives in Australia went to the police station and asked to speak to the burglar who had broken into his house the previous night.

'You'll get your chance in court,' the desk Sergeant Kelly told him.

'I have to know how he got into the house without waking my wife,' pleaded Wally. 'I've been trying to do that for years.'

 
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Re: Just wondering !!
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2015, 01:26:30 PM »

There was this Wally who lives in Australia went to the police station and asked to speak to the burglar who had broken into his house the previous night.

'You'll get your chance in court,' the desk Sergeant Kelly told him.

'I have to know how he got into the house without waking my wife,' pleaded Wally. 'I've been trying to do that for years.'

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