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Offline lmehaffey

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« on: June 15, 2009, 12:43:24 PM »
Three men, friends from their college days, got together for a fishing trip and began discussing their lives, their jobs, and especially their marriages.

The first man told his friends that he had married a woman from OHIO. On their wedding day, he told her that she was to do the dishes and the house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes were washed and put away.

The second man said that he had married a woman from MICHIGAN.  He also gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw things were better. By the third day, he saw his house clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third fella married a girl from ALABAMA. He ordered her to keep the house, to clean the house, wash the dishes, mow the lawn, wash the laundry, and always have hot meals on the table. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough so that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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Offline 1reb

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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 06:10:35 PM »