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Irwin
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« on: June 16, 2009, 09:45:54 PM »

A cowboy  appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have  you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter 
asked.
'Well, I can think of one  thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On  a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a
gang of bikers,  who were threatening a young woman.
I  directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't  listen.
So,  I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in  his face ...
Kicked  his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on
the  ground..
I  yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of 
you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When  did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes  ago...'
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 10:36:50 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 09:28:37 AM »

Letting one's alligator mouth overload one's hummingbird butt.
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