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« on: June 15, 2009, 11:21:22 AM »


There were three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly the car stops running and they pull off to the side of the road wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in,
and open all the windows and see if it works?

 
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 02:11:16 AM »

That reminds me of the guy who locked his keys in his car and was using a clothes hanger to break into his convertable.
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 07:27:02 AM »

There was a person who remote control  battery was dead and could not get in to her car  and had a door key in her hand


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