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Offline indypartridge

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Lost my job at Walmart
« on: June 11, 2009, 08:36:56 AM »
My 1 day of employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 09:43:36 AM »
Bahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaa! :lau: :lau:


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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 09:54:51 AM »
The other day I walked into a Walmart, there wasn't a greeter at the door. Told the wife I would have to write a letter.

Dear Walmart,
The other day I was not greeted at the door as I walked in. Thank God. I sure get tired of that crap.

Signed,
Me
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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 02:56:19 PM »
Now thats funny, and quick witted.

did you need ice for that fat lip she gave you or did you just go running through the store screaming like a little girl as she chased you.

 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2009, 05:13:14 PM »
:-| I think I know who she is.
be happy and make others happy.

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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2009, 10:57:43 PM »
LOL I love it!!!!! :evil:
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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 02:59:54 PM »
     LOLFOC ROFL!  That was GOOOOOD!  I usually slip(?) in behind someone else as luck has it, so far. :roll:
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2009, 01:43:59 PM »
Oh wow, that was great! :-D

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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2009, 07:19:20 PM »
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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2009, 11:25:19 PM »
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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2009, 11:33:22 PM »
This is very funny. Did it really happen??

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Re: Lost my job at Walmart
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2009, 09:47:58 PM »
Ya, she shops at our Wal-Mart