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dragonfly
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« on: June 12, 2009, 01:18:27 PM »

I hope this one hasn't been posted before. I received it in an email this morning.

A SENIOR CITIZEN DROVE HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE CONVERTIBLE OUT OF THE DEALERSHIP IN DALLAS , TX .

Taking off down the road, he goosed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little white hair he had left.

Amazi ng, he thought, as he flew down I-20, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this', and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Porsche, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused and then said, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir', replied the Trooper.
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 03:50:10 PM »

Always like this little jingle

Here I sit on the pooper just gave birth to another state trooper
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2009, 07:23:13 AM »

 grin grin  cheer
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2009, 06:20:53 PM »

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