Wife is sending me to summer school?

[irerob]

 
Summer Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by JUNE 15, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.



  

[annette]

I signed hubby up, but he doesn't know it yet

[Jerrymac]

OK. What is the purpose for the repeat? 

[irerob]

  Oops impatient clicker finger  . It's fixed

[Jerrymac]

Well thanks a lot. Now my post looks like a stupid question. 

[1reb]

I hope my wife don't see this class

Johnny

[vermmy35]

Run, Run away, get out why the getting is good

[Jerrymac]

1. I don't use ice
2. Yes I change it.
3. I am a pretty good shot
4. You don't put nothin' on the floor. The dogs think it's something to mark 
5. Always take my dishes to the kitchen
6. Not real sure of the meaning here. Remote To Your Significant Other 
7. I am the one that usually finds it
8. Flowers a total waste of money
9. I am never lost. I learned as a trucker to always plot the course before leaving.
10. She does a good job of driving.
11. I left my mother long before I left the house. 
12. I stay home, she shops
13. I don't even remember my birthday
14. I am a good cook 

[adgjoan]

If you look at the classes you will find that on
 Monday class 1,8,and13 are all scheduled at 7:00 for 2 hours with class 7 starting at 8:00.
Tuesday class 14 starts at 6:00 and class 5,11 and 12 start at 7:00.
Wednesday class 1,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Thursday class 5 and 12 start at 7:00.
Friday class 6,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Saturday class 3 is at 10:00 class 2 and 10 are at 12:00 class 4 is at 2:00 then class 6 at 7:00.  I guess in the 3 hour gap between classes you can practice on that toilet paper roll thingy.

[dragonfly]

 
That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. My favorite was this:

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Thanks so much for posting.

[Jerrymac]

If you look at the classes you will find that on
 Monday class 1,8,and13 are all scheduled at 7:00 for 2 hours with class 7 starting at 8:00.
Tuesday class 14 starts at 6:00 and class 5,11 and 12 start at 7:00.
Wednesday class 1,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Thursday class 5 and 12 start at 7:00.
Friday class 6,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Saturday class 3 is at 10:00 class 2 and 10 are at 12:00 class 4 is at 2:00 then class 6 at 7:00.  I guess in the 3 hour gap between classes you can practice on that toilet paper roll thingy.

You actually took the time and have the patience to figure all that out? You need a hobby.

[adgjoan]

LOL somebody has to keep you guys on the straight and narrow. Besides it was easy to see the classes overlap.

[Jerrymac]

I just went through looking at the classes not the day or times. That was just too much. 

[Brian D. Bray]

I sent a copy to my wife's email with the note:  Bet this reminds you of me.