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Offline irerob

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Wife is sending me to summer school?
« on: May 29, 2009, 07:22:03 PM »
 
Summer Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by JUNE 15, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.



  
« Last Edit: May 29, 2009, 07:38:44 PM by irerob »
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 07:29:14 PM »
I signed hubby up, but he doesn't know it yet

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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 07:33:51 PM »
OK. What is the purpose for the repeat? 
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 07:37:21 PM »
  Oops impatient clicker finger  :-P. It's fixed
You don't need a parachute to sky dive.... you do how ever need one to sky dive twice.
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 07:51:13 PM »
Well thanks a lot. Now my post looks like a stupid question.  :-\
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 09:30:37 PM »
I hope my wife don't see this class

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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 10:19:30 PM »
Run, Run away, get out why the getting is good :evil:
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 10:37:31 PM »
1. I don't use ice
2. Yes I change it.
3. I am a pretty good shot
4. You don't put nothin' on the floor. The dogs think it's something to mark  :shock:
5. Always take my dishes to the kitchen
6. Not real sure of the meaning here. Remote To Your Significant Other  :?
7. I am the one that usually finds it
8. Flowers :roll: a total waste of money
9. I am never lost. I learned as a trucker to always plot the course before leaving.
10. She does a good job of driving.
11. I left my mother long before I left the house.  :-D
12. I stay home, she shops :idunno:
13. I don't even remember my birthday
14. I am a good cook  :-D
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 11:04:39 PM »
If you look at the classes you will find that on
 Monday class 1,8,and13 are all scheduled at 7:00 for 2 hours with class 7 starting at 8:00.
Tuesday class 14 starts at 6:00 and class 5,11 and 12 start at 7:00.
Wednesday class 1,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Thursday class 5 and 12 start at 7:00.
Friday class 6,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Saturday class 3 is at 10:00 class 2 and 10 are at 12:00 class 4 is at 2:00 then class 6 at 7:00.  I guess in the 3 hour gap between classes you can practice on that toilet paper roll thingy.

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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 11:25:19 PM »
 :-D
That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. My favorite was this:

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How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.


Thanks so much for posting. :)

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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 11:33:03 PM »
If you look at the classes you will find that on
 Monday class 1,8,and13 are all scheduled at 7:00 for 2 hours with class 7 starting at 8:00.
Tuesday class 14 starts at 6:00 and class 5,11 and 12 start at 7:00.
Wednesday class 1,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Thursday class 5 and 12 start at 7:00.
Friday class 6,8 and 13 all start at 7:00.
Saturday class 3 is at 10:00 class 2 and 10 are at 12:00 class 4 is at 2:00 then class 6 at 7:00.  I guess in the 3 hour gap between classes you can practice on that toilet paper roll thingy.

You actually took the time and have the patience to figure all that out? You need a hobby.
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2009, 12:00:05 AM »
LOL somebody has to keep you guys on the straight and narrow. Besides it was easy to see the classes overlap.

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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2009, 01:17:53 AM »
I just went through looking at the classes not the day or times. That was just too much.  :-P
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Re: Wife is sending me to summer school?
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2009, 02:00:56 AM »
I sent a copy to my wife's email with the note:  Bet this reminds you of me.
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