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Offline annette

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Funny Joke to share
« on: May 27, 2009, 05:54:40 PM »
 man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.

 While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man

 suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.

 For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip

 toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket

 back and there is his wife in bed with another man! As the husband puts a

 gun to the naked man's head, the wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I

 told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for

 our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season football season tickets. HE

 paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership and

 HE even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the

 husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you

 do?" The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he

 catches a cold."

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Re: Funny Joke to share
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 06:05:14 PM »
Thats a good one Annette :-D

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Re: Funny Joke to share
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2009, 06:22:52 PM »
Annette, you bad girl! I liked it! :-D


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Re: Funny Joke to share
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2009, 08:16:33 PM »
I think we need a few French maids   :-D
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Re: Funny Joke to share
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 09:24:38 PM »
Thats a good one
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Re: Funny Joke to share
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2009, 11:49:59 PM »
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Re: Funny Joke to share
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 12:17:24 AM »
 :lol:
That's a great one. Caught me completely off guard!

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Re: Funny Joke to share
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 11:33:25 AM »
Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

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