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annette
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Funny Joke to share
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May 27, 2009, 04:54:40 PM »
man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man
suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip
toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket
back and there is his wife in bed with another man! As the husband puts a
gun to the naked man's head, the wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I
told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for
our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season football season tickets. HE
paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership and
HE even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the
husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you
do?" The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches a cold."
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Re: Funny Joke to share
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May 27, 2009, 05:05:14 PM »
Thats a good one Annette
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May 27, 2009, 05:22:52 PM »
Annette, you bad girl! I liked it!
...JP
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Thats a good one
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That's a great one. Caught me completely off guard!
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Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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