One night a blonde woman was at a casino. She kept putting dollars in the machine and sodas kept pooping out.
A man behind her said "Can i use the vending machine please?"
The blonde said "NO! Cant you see I am winning here?
The man said "Thats a vending machine for drinks, not a slot machine."
The blonde said "No it isn't!! Your just jealous because I've won 9 million!!!!!"