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Offline 1reb

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farmer and his new bride
« on: June 01, 2009, 11:00:32 AM »
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding homefrom the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team ofhorses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer
said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horsestumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbledagain. The farmer didn't say anything, but reachedunder the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the
horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."

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Re: farmer and his new bride
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2009, 12:28:13 AM »
 :evil:I like it way mucho,,,unless my wife sees it then its terrible :-D
You don't need a parachute to sky dive.... you do how ever need one to sky dive twice.
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