"I heard there is something happening to all the bees -what's it called again? Are your bees dying?"
"Don't they sting?"
"How do you get the honey?"
"Can I have some?"
"This honey is really good, how did you make it?" or "What do you put in your honey, it's better than so-and-so's?"
Worst question ever was "How much honey do you get from one cow and how many cows do you have?"
The most common comment I hear from people (probably 8/10) is that they are allergic. Yeah right.
My favorite (and this is the only on I'll answer now) is "How often do you get "BIT"? and of course the answer is never, which throws many many people off until they realized the question was a phrased wrong.
I've got a few colonies that bite, the same ones also pull hair.