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Keith13
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« on: May 20, 2009, 11:26:02 AM »

Came in an email of course

Subject: They walk among us... And they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

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>                     Be Careful Out There: 

 
>                     IDIOT  SIGHTING:
>                     We had to have the garage door repaired.
>                     The Sears repairman told us that  one of our
problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the  opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at tha t time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a  1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's  not.'
>                     Four is larger than two..'         
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>                     We  haven't used Sears repair since.


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>                     IDIOT  SIGHTING:
>                      My  daughter and I went through the McDonald's
take-out window and I Ga ve the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you  gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I  know,  but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'  She sighed and went  to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of  thing.' The clerk then
proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in  change..   
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>                     Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

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>                     IDIOT  SIGHTING  :
>                     I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local  township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!  I don't  think this is a good place for  them to be crossing anymore.'
>                     >From Kingman , KS . 

 
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>                     IDIOT  SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE  :
>                     My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered
a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they  only had icebur G lettuce.
>                       From Kansas City   

 
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>                     IDIOT  SIGHTING:
>                     I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when
an airport employee  asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled  knowingly and nodded,
>                        'That's why we ask.'
>                     Happened in Birmingham ,  Ala.   
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>                     IDIOT  SIGHTING  :
>                     The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe
to cross the street.. I was  crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.  I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing  driving?!'
>                     She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS   
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>                     IDIOT SIGHTING :
>                     At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear
coworker. She was leaving the  company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We  should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at  each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>                     This was a lunch at  Texas Instruments.     
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>                     I work w ith an individual who plugged her power
strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
>                     A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office,
no  less. 
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>                     IDIOT  SIGHTING
>                     When  my husband and I arrived at an automobile
dealership to pick up our car, we were  told the keys had been locked in it.  We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door.  As I  watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.  'Hey,' I announced to the technician,  'its open!'  His reply, 'I know.  I already got that  side.'
>                     This  was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
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>                     STAY ALERT! 
>                     They walk among  us... And they VOTE and they
REPRODUCE
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Keith
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 12:03:49 PM »

Rent the movie 'Idiocracy' it's a comedy, but I consider it a horror because the 500 year projection seems about 480 years longer than the indications are giving.
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 01:55:53 PM »

I thought this was about forum members! Wink
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 03:15:34 PM »

I thought this was about forum members! Wink

We don't have Idiots here, Do we ?
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 10:58:27 PM »

Now that's pretty scary. huh

Now we need to know if they are all products of the public education system. grin
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 11:43:28 PM »

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