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Offline lmehaffey

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UCM pigs?
« on: May 15, 2009, 01:59:27 PM »
President Obama stepped off Marine One after a visit to Arkansas. Under each arm, he led a struggling piglet. The young Marine at the bottom of the landing saluted the president and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President looked at the soldier and replied, "Young man, these are not just any pigs...these are pure-bred Arkansas razor-back hogs. I got one of them for Secretary Clinton and one of them for Speaker Pelosi."

The Marine simply saluted and said, "Nice trade, sir."
It is what it is.......except when it isn't.

Offline iddee

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Re: UCM pigs?
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 05:57:35 PM »
He should have had to pay boot.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: UCM pigs?
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 07:13:00 PM »
Hah! :-D
That was good. I had no idea where it was going. :)

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Re: UCM pigs?
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 09:14:17 PM »
Arkansas Razorback  :evil:

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Re: UCM pigs?
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 09:28:56 PM »
 Let em stick their head in my pond for water and my Fl. Gators have got em. :-D
Fools argue; wise men discuss.
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Re: UCM pigs?
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 01:59:02 AM »
Let em stick their head in my pond for water and my Fl. Gators have got em. :-D

The pigs or Pelosi and Clinton?   :evil:

Wait, was that redundant?   :lol: