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« on: May 15, 2009, 12:59:27 PM »
President Obama stepped off Marine One after a visit to Arkansas. Under each arm, he led a struggling piglet. The young Marine at the bottom of the landing saluted the president and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President looked at the soldier and replied, "Young man, these are not just any pigs...these are pure-bred Arkansas razor-back hogs. I got one of them for Secretary Clinton and one of them for Speaker Pelosi."

The Marine simply saluted and said, "Nice trade, sir."
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 04:57:35 PM »
He should have had to pay boot.
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 06:13:00 PM »
Hah! grin
That was good. I had no idea where it was going. Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 08:14:17 PM »
Arkansas Razorback  evil
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 08:28:56 PM »
 Let em stick their head in my pond for water and my Fl. Gators have got em. grin
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 12:59:02 AM »
Quote from: rast on May 15, 2009, 08:28:56 PM
Let em stick their head in my pond for water and my Fl. Gators have got em. grin

The pigs or Pelosi and Clinton?   evil

Wait, was that redundant?   cheesy
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