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« on: May 13, 2009, 07:32:25 PM »

Two old boys named JP and Johnnybigfish , were notorious for always catching lots of fish. JP and Johnnybigfish never got skunked, in fact they always had a trunk full of fish every trip. And, they were usually home by 8:00 a.m., every morning, to boot!


Well this started getting the best of the new Game Warden, Robo. So one day Robo, asked JP if he could go fishin' with him and Johnnybigfish. JP says, "Sure, you betcha, by golly!"


So bright and early the next morning, (just before daybreak), JP and Johnnybigfish, come driving up to Robo's house, to pick him up to go fishing! They get out on the Lake, about daybreak, and it begins to turn light, just as JP winds the old motor down and parks the boat.


Well Robo, looks around the Boat and discovers there's not a single Tackle Box or Fishing Rod, in the Boat! So he asks JP, "How are we gonna catch fish, with no tackle or Rods?"
JP says, "Vell me und Johnnybigfish, we use Dynamite!"
Robo turns to JP and says, "JP! You can't fish with Dynamite, that's against the law!"
About that time, Robo feels a tap on his shoulder, and turns to see what's up. Johnnybigfish places a lit stick of Dynamite in Robo's hand and says, "You gonna fish, or are you gonna talk all morning, bro?" evil
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 07:59:44 PM »

We all ate really good that night, in our prison cells! grin


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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 09:06:45 PM »

Dynamite??? JP, ya mean ya don't got no telypone. I jist crankit and dey come rite to me.
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 09:22:08 PM »

Iddee
 I lost two cell phone trying that Cry And not one fish answer me embarassed

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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 06:39:23 PM »

 Good one Johnny.
 True story, My stepfather and his brother tried it once. He said their big problem was trying to get their daddy's overturned, sunk boat back to shore.
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 06:53:12 PM »

I saw a youtube vid where some army boys threw hand grenades in the swimming hole in some far off land, fish started floating and the local kids would swim out and get them.

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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2009, 09:45:05 PM »

Geez Reb...Those names sound familiar.hmmmm.....If those guys knew how to fish they would use "Unigel" instead of regular Dynamite! grin
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2009, 09:58:59 PM »

Dynamite might be easy to get
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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 11:24:47 PM »

Dynamite, we used to call that a DuPont Spinner.        grin
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 09:28:07 AM »

Hey Brian that what we call them around here  grin  They are very effective  evil
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