Top 10 Signs You Might Have A Drinking Problem
1 You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
3 That darned pink elephant followed me home again
4 The shrubbery's drunk from frequent watering.
5 The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6 The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case -coincidence?? - I think not!
9 Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
10 You find yourself in a room on a train arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing
you remember is being in a bar in NYC!