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Top 10 Signs You Might Have A Drinking Problem
« on: May 03, 2009, 08:09:17 PM »

Top 10 Signs You Might Have A Drinking Problem

1 You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2 You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

3 That darned pink elephant followed me home again  :pinkelephant:

4 The shrubbery's drunk from frequent watering.

5 The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6 The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

7 Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.

8 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case -coincidence?? - I think not!

9 Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

10 You find yourself in a room on a train arriving in Tiajuana and the last thing
you remember is being in a bar in NYC!

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Re: Top 10 Signs You Might Have a Drinking Problem
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 02:17:36 AM »
Years ago number 10 was:  If you find yourself on ship sailing for Shanghai and you last remember going into a bar in San Francisco.
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Re: Top 10 Signs You Might Have a Drinking Problem
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 11:45:57 AM »
The only problem I have with alcohol is there is never enough in the bottle  :shock:
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