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Keith13
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« on: April 29, 2009, 03:33:23 PM »

hen a businessman got on an elevator, there was a blonde already
 inside who greeted him with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'


 He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'


 She looked puzzled and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.


 He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'


 The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
 smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'


 The man smiled back to her and once again said, 'S-H-I- T.'


 The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.


 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'


 The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 04:11:00 PM »

Hah! That's great. grin
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 04:14:22 PM »

 piano lau lau That was a good one
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