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« on: February 28, 2005, 09:18:08 AM »

Southern Medical Terms

Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.

Artery......................... The study of paintings.

Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.

Caesarean Section............... A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.

Colic.......................... A sheep dog.

Coma........................... A punctuation mark.

D&C............................ Where Washington is.

Dilate......................... To live long.

Enema.......................... Not a friend.

Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................... A small lie.

G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.

Morbid......................... A higher offer.

Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.

Node........................... I knew it.

Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.

Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative................. A letter carrier.

Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.

Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.

Secretion...................... Hiding something.

Seizure........................ Roman emperor.

Tablet......................... A small table.

Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour.......................... One plus one more.

Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.

Varicose....................... Near by/close by.
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2005, 10:42:59 PM »

pretty good  made me laugh
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