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Offline BigRog

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THE RABBIT
« on: February 28, 2005, 09:35:41 AM »
THE RABBIT



A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rab bit stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says...    (Are you ready for this?)





(Are you sure?)




(This is bad!)






(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)








(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)







(You can still delete it)







(Last chance)







(OK, here it is)




It says,












"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."
"Lurch my good man,…what did you mean when you said just now that 'You've got better things to do than run my petty little errands'…….?"

Offline TwT

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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2005, 09:42:01 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!

Never be afraid to try something new.
Amateurs built the ark,
Professionals built the Titanic

Offline Scooter

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LOL
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2005, 10:39:21 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Offline Horns Pure Honey

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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2005, 09:23:29 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: Thats great :lol:
Ryan Horn

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2005, 05:37:32 PM »
YEAH!!! :lol:  :lol:
Bee Boy

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2005, 08:00:05 PM »
Love it.         ROTFLMAO!

 

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