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Offline iddee

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THE SHEER NIGHTGOWN
« on: April 06, 2009, 11:29:49 PM »
THE SHEER
NIGHTGOWN

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown severalpossibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer
item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for
him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.

I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday
at Noon. Closed coffin
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline annette

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Re: THE SHEER NIGHTGOWN
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 12:45:23 AM »
Yes, see you must be kind to older women. Women always want to feel beautiful and if you make them feel ugly, well see above.


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Re: THE SHEER NIGHTGOWN
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 03:38:11 PM »
That would be me in the coffin.   :bee: :bee: :bee:

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Re: THE SHEER NIGHTGOWN
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 04:40:07 PM »
me too.
My wife would kill me too

Johnny
That would be me in the coffin.   :bee: :bee: :bee: