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Author Topic: How many forum members doe it take to change a light bulb?  (Read 2171 times)
BigRog
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« on: February 27, 2005, 06:13:33 PM »

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2005, 08:14:00 PM »

LOL

Oh Roger...... did you peg us or what? Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2005, 08:20:50 PM »

But light bulbs are not the answer. We should go back to candles and conserve energy.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2005, 09:07:46 PM »

I think we should regress the size of the light bulbs so they'll last longer! cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2005, 08:42:14 AM »

AND 3 to insist that there is no research to PROVE that changing a light bulb is actually effective so you shouldn't be doing it at all.
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2005, 08:49:19 AM »

And 1 to insist there was a study done and changing light bulbs has been absolutely PROVEN not to work.  In the study the light bulb was changed 200 times and it was still dark.  The actual cause of darkness was determined irrefutably to be fuses.  There is NO NEED to look at light bulbs as the cause.
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