got this in an email
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into
an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to
grant each person one wish because of the grief
they have experienced.
They're a ll lined up, and God asks the first
one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous,"
and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I
want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is
This goes on for a while with each one asking
to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in the line starts
When there are only ten people left, this guy
is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks
him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY
Blessed are the Cracked,
For they are the Ones
Who let in the Light!