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Offline Irwin

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Beware of black dog's
« on: April 01, 2009, 10:26:41 AM »
Got up too go to the bathroom got done and the wife's black dog was laying at my feet. Of course the light was off. I tripped over the dog stuck my hands out but it did no good. My throat hit the sink counter then I hit the floor with the back of my head the next thing I heard was the wife yelling are you OK knocked my self out cold. Going to get a glow in the dark collar for the dog. This is the the dog that did it. beware they are every where. :'( :'( :'(man I hurt bad.


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Re: Beware of black dog's
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 11:29:09 AM »
oh man that's not funny, but since your not seriously hurt it is. :evil:  I feel for you since that is something that would happen to me  :-D
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Re: Beware of black dog's
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 11:30:12 AM »
Just last week there was something in the news about animals being a health hazard for people 86,000 times a year I think it was. Meaning they cause that many falls I think.
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Re: Beware of black dog's
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 11:53:01 AM »
I wonder if this is how the story that "BLACK CATS ARE UNLUCK" got started.

Many a time I've tripped over or stepped on my black cat.

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Re: Beware of black dog's
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 12:09:30 PM »
If you google "Animals 86,000" you will get the story.
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Re: Beware of black dog's
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 01:40:40 PM »
Glad you are still kicking...sounds scary!

How about one of those remote control shock collars?  That way when you get up you can just hit the button and know where the dog is, and you don't have to tip off intruders with a glow in the dark collar?  And you can feel better about what you just went through ;)

I ran smack full body into the edge of a door left half open (by me) at night...but that was more of a stun than a pain...

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