A lot of you have probably watched that movie with Morgan Freeman called the Bucket list about a couple of guys trying to make a list and do everything on it before they die.
I got to thinking.
I have two bucket lists, one of all the things I've already done, and the other about all the things I don't ever want to do:
Already Been There/Done That List Don't Even Think About It List
Fly in an airplane Jump out of a perfectly good airplane
Drive 160 mph Do it making consecutive left turns with 30 other maniacs
Get stung 379 times Repeat the experience
Gone Skinny dipping Join a Nudist Colony--I can't even stand to see myself in the buff
Climb a tree to catch a wild raccoon I actually though about catching a wildcat by the tail...
See what I mean?