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Offline Derek

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Math Sucks For Men
« on: March 28, 2009, 03:35:33 AM »
Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :


My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table :


My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.


As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.


Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 08:17:21 AM »
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Re: Math Sucks For Men
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 08:46:19 AM »
hey that's just not right :-D :evil: :-D :evil: :evil:
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 08:50:53 AM »
54... :shock:  It must really stink being that old...  :lau:
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 11:50:42 PM »
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(doak ;)

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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 12:59:23 AM »
54 don't suck. I will be leaving it next month.
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Re: Math Sucks For Men
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 09:24:00 AM »
 Yes it does. :'(..... I'm starting to think Mrs. Cleaver was HOT!!!!

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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 10:38:30 AM »
Yes it does. :'(..... I'm starting to think Mrs. Cleaver was HOT!!!!

Oh please...I'm 34 and I think Mrs. Cleaver was a BABE!! :lol:
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Re: Math Sucks For Men
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 10:37:15 PM »
 

      My favorite June Cleaver line was " little hard on the beaver last night weren't you Ward" She actually said it on an episode.

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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 10:49:07 AM »
Hee, hee, coming up to nigh 57 years of age this fall, I can relate, smiling....have that most wonderful and awesomely great day, health.  Cindi
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Re: Math Sucks For Men
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 12:23:48 AM »


      My favorite June Cleaver line was " little hard on the beaver last night weren't you Ward" She actually said it on an episode.

Hah! If I was drinking a cup of coffee at this moment, I would have spit it all over the keyboard. :-D
I probably saw every episode at least 10 times when I was a kid, and I never caught that one. If I had, I would not have understood it in this context. :-D
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