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Offline iddee

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GREENIE REVENGE
« on: March 27, 2009, 03:48:05 PM »
GREENIE REVENGE

The chief woman "Greenie Tree-Hugging
Activist", who was responsible for getting horses
banned from National parks and State forests, was climbing a
tree to have a look out over the forest, when a Tawny
Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.

In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree,
getting a great number of splinters lodged in her crotch
area. In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest
doctor, told him she was an environmentalist and how she got
all the splinters.

The doctor listened with great patience and then
told her to go into the examining room & he would see if
he could help her. She waited for 3 hours before the doctor
reappeared, Angry, the woman demanded "What took you so
long?"

"Well…" replied the doctor, "…I
had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency;
the Forestry Service; the National Parks & the Wildlife
Service; The Wilderness Society & the Department of
Conservation & Land Management before I could remove
'old growth timber from a 'recreational
area'…I'm

sorry but they all turned me down."
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Re: GREENIE REVENGE
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 07:57:20 PM »
Roflmao,  ain't it the truth :evil:
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Re: GREENIE REVENGE
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 09:08:27 PM »
So this recreational area was really a vast barren wasteland..... :tumbleweed:
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Re: GREENIE REVENGE
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 09:49:18 PM »
lol

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Re: GREENIE REVENGE
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 09:51:36 PM »
So this recreational area was really a vast barren wasteland..... :tumbleweed:

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Re: GREENIE REVENGE
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 12:48:43 AM »
I have to ask....What's she going to do with all that wood?
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