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Offline iddee

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Rough day at work?????
« on: March 25, 2009, 11:29:22 PM »
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE butt THAN YOURS!
 
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Re: Rough day at work?????
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 11:30:49 PM »
lol I like it or should I say I am glad I don't work there :evil:
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Re: Rough day at work?????
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 12:55:30 AM »
OMG...lmao. 

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Re: Rough day at work?????
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 01:00:12 AM »
Now I'm gonna have to get one to read the pamphlet..My Daughter loves things like that so will spark some snorts at the Easter get together w/family! J
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Re: Rough day at work?????
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 09:13:07 AM »
How many people are going to buy one :? I'm going to. It can't cost that much.
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Re: Rough day at work?????
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 09:14:02 AM »
iddee,
I'm glad spring is almost here.  :-D

Thans iddee.  ;)
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